Smileage
OK, we gotta ask? How many SPGs are you getting?
When it comes to driving, everyone’s always talking about MPGs. But what about SPGs? Your smiles per gallon. SPGs are important because from what we know about people, they don’t tend to do a lot of what they don’t enjoy. And who could possibly enjoy driving when you know it’s costing you an arm and a leg? The stuff we can do to your car tends to make your time behind the wheel a lot more fun, by making it a lot more efficient. And how do you know when you’re getting high-smileage? Well, your teeth feel a little dry. Your conscience is pleasantly silent. And the corners of your mouth are pointing skyward. Still not sure? Think of your rearview mirror as your smileage gauge. Yippeee…..
